Sis-Tar and Bruh-Tar is blacker than most.

They feet is dipped in merriment.

Soot made with pine, aged like fine wine,
Sis-Tar and Bruh-Tar
is more, more, more divine.

Them-Tar and Him-Tar, She-Tar, and Shim-Tar,
They siblings just the same.

[ethnographers notes:]

This is a short poem about the household powers governing “The Black House” of Fohousism. They are believed to be made of a wet jelly tar and live in what is now known as the Tar River flowing through the North Carolina Piedmont.